Maybe its just me, well knowing me I know its me I see out of the corner of my eye a strange creature about double the height of the Keebler elf and of the same appearance several times throughout the workday.
”Hey guys just let me be, I make delicious cookies you bastards”
He seems to have the disposition of both the pissed off unicorn as well as the annoying little bastard unicorns from the infamous Charlie the Unicorn that has experienced multiple renaissances on Youtube.
To make matters worse the elf does his shopping in Mr. Rogers Neighborhood (God rest his soul). Cardigan sweaters and penny loafers, come on buddy!
Mr. McFeely?
Get out of my head, stop burning my retinas with your infectious good looks and charm you elfish bastard. Keebler elf sightings on Thursday Jan 31 2008 (≥ 17).
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