As a reoccurring theme in the WRKB blog, on Friday I, Ed Christy, shall issue a man-up challenge to a particular person/group of people. Now, for those of you unaware of the premise behind the man-up challenge let me explain.
During a routine golf outing this previous summer a certain friend of mine (whom shall remain nameless) chose to lay-up on a rather formidable par 5 rather than attempt to go for the green in two, which he clearly could have achieved based on the immensity of his tee shot. As he pulled out his 5-iron I looked at him square in the eye and told him to put that club back in his bag, take out your 3-wood and put that ball on the green; followed by the phrase, MAN-UP!!!!!!!
He looked at me and with a sense of unparalleled confidence. He placed his 5-iron back in the bag, took out his 3-wood and let it rip like a contestant at Chuck Fafara’s chili cook-off contest. Granted he duck hooked it right into the woods, but he rose to the man-up challenge, which is all that mattered. When the time came he was willing to put it all on the line no matter what the consequence.
This being said, the man-up challenge this week goes out to the truly unskilled work force that clears the sidewalks after a seasonal event here in the ROC.
Schools were not closed amazingly enough!!!!
Is it really that hard to cleanly clear a path five feet wide so people can walk without getting completely soaked from knee to toe? I think not!!!!!! You even have plows and motorized salters to do the work for you. Obviously obtaining that GED was the high point in your lives and it has all gone downhill from there. Take some pride in your work for god sakes.
MAN-UP!!!!!!!!
Do the job you are paid for so we, the patrons of the sidewalk can make it to and from our destinations with out getting drenched. Thank you.
Ed Christy
1 comment:
How about manning up to your stories? ie. telling us how you actually got glitter on your dick if there was any there at all.
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