The primary definition of a triangle, according to answers.com is the following:For those of you who aren't up to snuff on your francaise, our resident French translator will explain:
Pepe: It's literal translation is household of three. Bwah filthy American.
Wolf: Did somebody say situation? I'm on it.
Easy Wolf, we got it covered. Heres the long and short of it. Two guys, a girl, and a bratwurst place. Two male individuals have been pining over the affection of a female individual. Over the course of the past few months, certain lady has been "using" both men to her advantage, fighting her battles, buying her lunches, paying her rent, etc, etc. As an outsider, this is nothing new to observe, its almost like an old-school Nickelodeon high school drama.
The most unfortunate outcome of the whole ordeal has been the loss of manhood. Both of these gentlemen (miss you Danny) have become gentleladies recently. I know what your asking...mass balance dictates that two manhoods lost means two manhoods went somewhere. You're right.
He needs the extra testosterone to heal faster.
The resultant boys have become pussy-whipped slaves. Heres the shit-kicker of it all. We're pretty sure neither of them is getting any, which is an absolute abomination of all things good or evil. Understandably, any guy deserves a little action here or there. But the only action they're getting is from old righty (or lefty).
John Ritter never had to use his hand. Is Joyce Dewitt still alive?
Final thoughts: When is enough enough? I can understand whoring yourself out with the intentions of getting some action for maybe a month tops. If you don't get any after 30 days, it's not worth it. Trust me, I've been living with a girl for 9 months, and I haven't got jack yet.
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