Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Inbreeding Overseas


Do you ever wonder why the United States gets a bad wrap everywhere in the world?
It is not our politics and/or economic bullying, it is our opposition to inbreeding that the rest of the world hates. Granted, it does occur within our own borders from time to time, but those individuals are shunned from society and end up in Texas. The rest of the world thinks nothing of brothers and sisters engaging in relations to maintain silly blood lines (I'm looking at you England!!!, a.k.a. Simon Cowell). Now everyone enjoys a little coitus now and then, but you can at least try and practice exogamy at all costs. Do it the way we americans do it, get some girl drunk and slip out of her bedroom before she wakes up!! It is that simple. If your motto is, 'incest is best' then I would rework your personal philosophy. Just think of it this way; if you happen to slip one past the goalie you don't want your offspring coming out with a tail, an eleventh finger, and looking like Gerard Depardieu and Angela Lansbury (Murder She Wrote, not Bedknobs and Broomsticks) had a child.



Remember - I didn't offend you. You let yourself be offended!!!



Ed Christy

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